Chapter 29

Dedicate to lemon21 since she gave this chapter its first vote

                 Chapter Twenty-Nine

     ~~~~~ Kylie – Who told you? ~~~~~

    —– 3 Months later —–

     The day had finally arrived. A day I had feared since Kylie asked me to attend the dreadful occasion. ‘But how could you have denied after the way she asked you?’ I could have let her down easy. ‘You are a jerk.’ Why that has to be the nicest thing you have ever said to me.

I  have spent trying this entire time trying to get myself out of it, but my efforts were never successful or even remotely close to actually working out in my favor.

She had the nerve to gather her entire posse of cheerleaders and do a flash mob. I was told that Kylie had scheduled extra practices for the entire group to memorize their routine in less than two weeks. Some of the cheerleaders do not approve of our relationship therefore wanted to play no part in Kylie’s plan and only came for the mandatory cheerleading practices.

When the time came, Samantha sat me on a lunch table outside and danced to numerous songs. To my surprise even some guys and other girls from all the varsity sports I had participated in joined the squad. When the fiasco was over, they each held a sign containing a certain letter in their hands.

“Alexandria Santiago Will You Please Go To Prom With…” After pointing at each one of them, they all shook their heads at me so I started to look around. When pointing at Taylor she gives me a sad smile and shakes her head no. I pointed to everyone who was gathered but they all shook their heads. I was starting to give up when someone taps my shoulder making me jump ten feet in the air. She stood there with a small smile and a single orange rose. She then got on one knee and took a sign in her hands and held it up.

After seeing the “me” on the sign it was obvious that she was behind all this so I just nodded and took the rose from her hand. She got up and did a little victory dance before abusing my lips.

From the corner of my eye I saw Taylor throwing her “A” away and entering the school wiping her cheek with her sleeve. Kylie turned me around again and gave me another kiss that made me forget my name, so i could not go after her and ask what was wrong.

And now, here I stand looking right into a dress and a pair of high heels that I have yet to feel comfortable in. Kylie is probably getting ready thinking I will find a last second excuse not to go.

“Alexandria, may I come in?” I found myself shaking my head and tightening the white bathrobe around my body. As I walk to the door I pass my hand through my wet and tangled hair that I have yet to even brush. Rachael knocks once again making me quicken my pace.

Rachael has been extra happy lately. Her smile never fades and seems to brighten every time I catch her staring at me. When I ask her what’s wrong she just smiles even brighter and shakes her head continuing to do whatever she was doing before I even spoke.

My mind still cannot process how everything got to this point. I have never been so scared in my life. Everything is going great. How did I get so lucky? I have a family. I have a girlfriend who loves me almost just as much as I love her. Everything is coming together better than I have ever imagined.

‘So why are you so nervous?’ I don’t know. I’m just afraid that this is all going to end soon.

Fear has always been a part of my life. My life is surrounded by the fear of coming face to face with the people who has hurt me. And yet not even when I had to fight 5 guys at the same time because uncle wanted to “toughen me up” or even when I had to jump out of a five story burning building because “mommy dearie” forgot to turn off her cigarette properly, had I ever been as scared as the day we told Mike and Rachael that we are going out. Kylie held my hand the entire time giving me the strength I needed to stand in front of them, and plus, my death grip on her hand didn’t allow her to let go.

….

“Girls what do you need to talk to us about?” Rachael had the warmest smile on her face as she sat next to Mike who stared thoughtfully at out tangled hands. They must have noticed how inseparable have been over the past couple months or the way we look at each other when they ask us if we are seeing anyone. It was obvious to the people at school so why would it not be obvious to them that we are in fact in love with each other.

Kylie and I looked at each other not sure as to how to tell them; after all we do live under their roof. The lump in our throats grew by each passing second. Finally Rachael cleared her throat ending the gloomy silence that had overtaken the situation.

I expected them to be angry, disgusted even, like some of the students back at school. Most of the guys on the basketball and soccer team loved the idea of seeing Kylie every day since her practice ended before mine. The guys on most teams hated my guts since they all wanted to ask Kylie out after she and Anthony broke up. I took Kylie to her classes and kissed her in front of them all making my point loud and clear,  then I had to run in the other direction to avoid being late for class.

‘Well aren’t you just the-‘ God I will so punch you if you don’t- ‘Oh look Rachael is going to speak to us.’

“Nothing will change if that’s what you’re worried about. The two of you are exceptional young ladies and we wouldn’t trade you for the world.” She said with a smile and shook her head at us when our mouths fell clearly to the ground.

Hearing her say that brought genuine tears of both joy and disbelief. Mike laughed at us when Kylie and I let out a long breath relief.

‘See  there was nothing to worry about.’

“How did you know?” Kylie asked still holding my hand but looking directly at Rachael with a curious expression.

“You look at Alex like I look at Mike. Since the first time I saw you look at Alex at the flower shop, I knew there was something going on between the two of you that is far great for words.” Mike put his arm around Rachael and gave her a kiss on the cheek. Rachael blushed but then put her hand under his chin. “I don’t know why, but I fell for this guy. No one liked it and even tried to stop us from loving each other, but we fought for our love and to this day, I am thankful we did.” She leaned forward and gave Mike a kiss on the lips sending them to their own personal heaven.

“You aren’t disgusted or mad that we didn’t tell you earlier?” I asked still amazed that they are taking this so calmly. I looked at Rachael carefully wanting to know exactly how she feels about this. No one has ever been so good to me. Over the past months she has loved me like her own daughter and had even protected me in more ways than one. She takes the role of a mother even when I never asked to take it in the first place.

“Alexandria there is nothing to be disgusted about. Love is love and when it is found, nothing should stand in the way of true happiness.” Mike kissed her forehead as a way of telling us he agrees with his wife.

The smiths are genially good people. They didn’t pry and left us to ourselves. That is until they both walked in on us one morning and saw us in the bed together. We didn’t do anything but the way our bodies were tangled together showed otherwise. After that we were not allowed to be in each other’s room with the door closed.

One night Rachael knocked on the frame of the door while I was working on a research paper and asked if she could come in. I looked up from the laptop screen and saw that she had her head down. “What’s wrong?” I asked her after a while since she just sat on the bed looking down at feet.

“I need to know that you will be okay. This is something that will change everything for you. It will require great strength and endurance. People will not accept what you are doing. I have been doing some research…”

My face must have given her the hint that I was totally confused as to what she was trying to say to me.

“You and Kylie,” She explained. “There are some people in this world that will not accept you. Like I said, I have been doing some research and found that there is a PFLAG (Parents, Friends and Family of Lesbians and Gays) center just a few blocks away from the flower store. Mike and I attended a meeting and found ourselves crying when hearing the stories of these young teenagers who have been bullied for being…”

She couldn’t continue. At this moment I realized that this was not as easy as she thought it was going to be. My heart sank as she put her face in her hands and started to sob. My first instinct was to hug her, so I put the computer on the bed and hugged her tightly.

…..

Behind the door stands a very impatient and semi-irritated Rachael. “Please tell me that you are almost ready?” Her answer was answered when I groaned and went to sit on the edge my bed.

“I’ll take that as a no and by the looks of it, we have a lot to do and not a whole lot of time.” I couldn’t hide the smile that came as soon as she walked over to the bathroom.

My body shuddered when I actually paid attention and saw the hair supplies and the make-up in her hands. “Rachael, umm what exactly do you have in mind?” I gulped loudly when she plugged the blow-dryer into the wall and lifted a brush with her right hand.

“When I’m through with you, Kylie won’t know what hit her.”

~~~~~ Kylie – Nervous, Whose Nervous? ~~~~~

She had been pacing up and down the bottom of the stairs for what see like an eternity. Kylie had been freaking out since the sun first showed up this morning. A million thoughts had gone through her head as she looked up the stairs every five seconds and saw no sign of her date. Maybe she is going to stand be up. She thought as she still saw no sign of Alex.

“Kylie stop pacing you are literally driving me crazy.” Mike spoke for the first time behind Kylie.” Kylie jumped at the sound of his voice and turned around to lightly punch him in the arm for almost giving her a heart attack. “Calm down. I think you are even more nervous than I was when I took Rachael to our prom.”

Kylie paid no attention to his remark and continued to pace the floor looking up when she heard the creak of a door. Instantly Kylie fixed her dress and turned to face Mike. “Do I look alright?” She asked him wanting nothing but the truth.

Mike looked at Kylie and smiled the biggest smile Kylie had ever seen. The Smile made her cheeks hurt. “You look absolutely beautiful.” Mike said grabbing Kylie’s hand and spinning her around.

Just as Kylie recovered from the spin, she saw Alexandria descending the stairs. Her breath caught as she stood motionless watching as her girl walk down each step. Kylie was speechless. In her hand that was currently hidden behind her back, was a flower and a paper where she had written an entire speech, but right at that moment Kylie remembered none of that.

“Is something wrong?” Kylie heard the girl say. When opening her mouth to protest, nothing but a puff of air escaped her lips. Kylie finally recovered from the sight and took her hand from behind her back and gave the girl the flower. She quickly grabbed the note in her other hand before Alexandria took it and read it. Kylie was sure the girl would laugh at her if she ever did read the letter.

“It’s a Lilly,” Kylie tried not to laugh when Alexandria glared at her clearly seeing that the flower was indeed a Lilly. “And it means: I dare you to love me.” She continued.

Alexandria looked thoughtful and then hugged Kylie. “You remembered?” The question had an obvious answer. Kylie hugged her date and whispered into her ear. “Of course I did.” Kylie inhaled the girl’s date and almost lost all herself control. Before what she was thinking could become a reality, Kylie broke the embrace but still held the girl’s hands not wanting to let go just yet.

“If you two don’t hurry you are going to be late.” Rachael grabbed Alex and fixed her hair that had been compromised by the embrace. “Thank you so much.” Alex said not caring about her hair and hugged Rachael. The sudden embrace caught her off guard but Rachael recovered quickly and participated. “It was my absolute pleasure. Now please stop messing up your hair and go before I rethink about this whole situation and think like a mother. If I were my mother; I would never in my right mind let you two inches out the door looking like that.”

Kylie rushed over to take Alexandria not wanting to take any chances. “And before that even happens I’ll take my girlfriend and promise to bring her back safe and sound.” Alexandria laughed at her and then took Kylie off guard by kissing her.

“Miss Santiago, Miss Miller is here to see you.”

Kylie turned to Melisa with a raised eyebrow and then to Alexandria who simply nodded at Melisa. Melisa walked to let the visitor in as Kylie stared at Alexandria wanting to know why this specific visitor was here to see her.

“I need to clear some things up. I promise you that it will only take a second.”

With that said Alexandria kissed Kylie and then left. Before Kylie could say anything to her, Alex followed the girl into Mike’s office and closed the door.

~~~~~ Alex – The Past Always Comes Back ~~~~~

“You know if your girlfriend wasn’t standing behind that door, I would so take you on this desk.” Her hand glides on the table as she looks at me seductively.

My glare was enough to shut her up, but that did not stop her from doing a full body scan. “Taylor, please just focus and tell me what you know.”

“Okay, okay gosh!” She gets off the desk and straightens her designer made dress. “He left town this morning. My guy tells me that it doesn’t look like his coming back.”

My lungs let out a huge breath of relief the moment I register the news. “Thank you so much, you have no idea how grateful I am.” I hug her and take the folder out of her hands. After inspecting them I give her another look and put them on Mike’s paper shredder.

“What are you doing?” Taylor asks confused. She tries to stop e but I grab her hand.

“I needed to make sure he left and now that I am, I have nothing to do with him. Let’s just forget any of this ever happened.” I press the button and watch as the images slowly cut into thin even strips.

“Why did you ask me follow this guy for months if at the end you are just going to shred everything and pretend like we never did any of this?” Her anger is evident.

“I told you; it’s personal.” The answer will not be enough for her. Of this I am more then certain but how do I begin to explain this entire situation to her if I haven’t even explained it to Kylie.

“Come on, Alex you came up to me and asked me to hire a private investigator. You have me go on a wild goose hunt and when I finally succeed, you shred the evidence and tell me to forget about it.” The fact that she even agreed to do all this still remains a mystery. She went through all this trouble and asked for nothing in return.

“Why did you agree?”

“Is it not obvious?” She raised her hands in the air and turned away from me. After a few seconds of silence she turns around. “I told myself that this was going to end badly for me. I made myself promise that I wouldn’t do this to myself. But no matter how many times I did that, I didn’t listen. And now-“

In my head, I was still processing the entire situation but the reality was that I didn’t know what she was saying or what to make of it. And yet I find myself putting my arms around her and kissing her back. The kiss is passionate. Taylor puts her hand behind my neck and deepens the kiss ever more.

“You have no idea how badly I have wanted to do this.” Taylor says kissing my neck. My breath quickens as I feel her breath hit the crook of my neck and her teeth graze my skin. My hands explorer her body as she continues to kiss my neck and then captures my lips with her own again.

After a while I break the kiss and take my hands off her waist. I shake my head and take as many steps away from her I can master without falling to the ground, trying to figure out what just happened. “Why did you do that?” I ask my voice elevating. My anger or even the question was not directed towards her but she still responded.

“I had to make sure that I have a chance with you. And now, it seems that I do.” She gives me her best grin and makes her way to get her purse off the chair.

“I’ll see you around Alexandria Santiago.” Taylor whispers into my ear and then kisses me once again before opening the door and leaving me standing in mike’s office complexly fazed.

‘Alexandria, what have you gotten yourself into?’

End of Chapter

~~~~~

It has come to my attention that some of you guys are really…. questionable? Yeah let’s just leave it at that. See when I let you guys ask us questions I never expected to get so many question both on Tumblr and on here. I thought we were going to get five easy ones that would be easy to answer and we would be done in no more than 10 minutes…. but no you guys asked the tough questions and frankly you asked the most uncomfortable questions I have ever gotten.

But since I did agree to answer EVERY single question that was asked, we had my best friend Caprice help us out with typing everything that went on.

I must warn you though: some questions are a little inappropriate and some are just… well I have warned you so read at your own risk.

Questions and Answers Part 1

Alba is sitting on her computer chair while Rebecca is on her lap playing with Alba’s hair. I am sitting with my legs crossed Indian style on Rebecca’s bed with my computer on my lap. The A Team by Ed Sheeran plays softly from Rebecca’s computer.

Alba: Why did I agree to this again?

Rebecca: Because you never upload and you wanted to make it up to your fans.

Alba: the reason I never upload is because you distract me.

Rebecca: Alba baby, you know that you can’t resist me. And plus even when you do have time you waste it on Tumblr or chatting with your fans and oh yeah let’s not forget YouTube.

Alba: (glares at Rebecca)

Me: Can we just get started I promised my wife and child that I would be home before dinner.

Alba: What excuse did you tell Emily to let you out the house?

Me: You make it sound like she controls me when… well never mind let’s just get this over with so I can go enjoy my wife’s cooking.

Rebecca: What is she making today?

Me: I have no idea. She told me it was a surprise.

Alba: All right so what’s the first question?

Me: According to my list you guys have a ton of questions and multiple challenges.

Alba: Challenges? Like touching my elbow with my tongue kind of challenges or what?

Me: Haha no that’s impossible. (Alba tries to actually lick her elbow but can’t) I’ll tell you when we get to them.

1)      Fallen_angel88 asked: How did you guys meet?

Alba: We officially met at Shoe Carnival where I was trying to find a pair of shoes that would go with a quinceañera dress. As I turn the corner I see this light that is illuminating this perfect pair of blue heels, I’m telling you it’s like God was pointing at them and telling me that these were I ones I was looking for all along. My excitement was great because my mom and I had been looking for a pair of shoes for hours and I had finally found them and I was just a few moments away from going home. But just as I am about to get them, someone reaches for them first. I was pissed ’cause we had been looking all day and when I finally find them someone just steals my God given shoes.

I take a deep breath and just as I am ready to let my inner Honduran side out, all I see this beautiful…neck. I look down and let my deep breath out since I know I already made a complete fool out of myself without even saying a single word. My eyes started to go up again engraving every feature. When I finally get to see the person I see these piercing blue eyes. My heart at this point was running a marathon and the butterflies in my stomach were in war with dragons and the dragons were definitely winning.

Rebecca: She just ran away. I was going to give her the shoes since they were not even the size I was looking for, but she just looked down at the shoes and then the next second she was gone. I looked everywhere for her but the store was too big and my mother called me to go pick up her dry cleaning. Before I left the store I see Alba with my future mother in law and noticed that they were tired and talking about giving up on finding a pair of blue shoes.

I went back to get the shoes and asked the guy at the cash register to give them to her when she left and left a note.

Alba: you know that I still have that note right?

Rebecca: (shocked) really?

Alba: yeah, how could I not? It was what started all this.

(Happy by nevershoutnever starts playing)

Rebecca: I never understood what you saw in me. I was wearing sweats and my hair was a mess. Let’s not begin to remember how my outfit did not match what so ever.

Alba: I honestly couldn’t care less about what you wear. I actually prefer you with nothing on.

Rebecca: (laughs and pushes Alba back)

Caprice: Next question.

2) Do you guys ever argue?

Both: (look at each other and then burst out laughing like hyenas)

Caprice: What’s so funny?

Alba: we argue because we haven’t argued in a while. We argue because we argue and we argue because we love to argue.

Rebecca: Baby have you ever wondered if we need couple’s therapy or something?   

Alba: Bec we have Cape for that. And plus I cannot afford to pay someone to listen about how screwed up we are.

Caprice: You guys will make your therapist a very rich person. And if you guys were to ever break up I will personally kick your asses into the depths of hell myself.

Rebecca: (Turns to Alba scared) you think she will do that?

Alba: man I’ve known Cape since middle school; I know that her threats are not empty. I hate to break it to you honey, but we are going to be together for life. Plus Emily told me that she punched a girl in the throat when she told her that she broke up with her girlfriend.

Rebecca: I like my throat the way it is thank you very much.

Caprice: next question.

Alba: can we have a water break?

Caprice: we haven’t even answered five questions yet.

Rebecca: Here I started a bottle a while ago.

Caprice: Really Rebecca?

Rebecca: what? She was thirsty.

Alba: I have a nice girlfriend.

Caprice: Alright third question.

3) The average frequency of sex for couples is about eight times a month. How many times a month do you and Rebecca have sex?

Alba: (Spits the water she was drinking and coughs)

Rebecca: (Laughs while patting Alba’s back)

Caprice: (You guys are fricking awesome you made Alba spit water and right now her face is red as a tomato. And might I add that this person did their research. Way to go you)

Alba: please tell me you just made that question up yourself?

Me: nope this was asked on your Tumblr by an Anon.

Alba: sneaky bastard.

Rebecca: I have a question? Can we umm just skip some of these questions? I mean that is not something you tell total strangers and plus we do it way more than 8 times a mont-

Alba: (Spits even more water) Oh my God Rebecca! Shut up!

Rebecca: what?!

Alba: you just basically answered the question by saying we have sex more than 8 times a month.

Caprice: (Are you guys getting this down cuz these are some juicy details. No pun intended)

Rebecca: oh sorry.

Alba: (shakes her head but kisses Rebecca’s forehead)

Caprice: So if you guys do it more than 8 times a month how many times do you do it a mon…

Both: (glare at me which immediately makes me move on to the next question)

4) Do your nipples get hard when it is cold?

Rebecca: Haha I have actually never paid attention but I guess they do.

Alba: they do Bec, they do.

Caprice: And how would you know that Alba?

Alba: cuz once we did this game where I put this ice cube on Bec’s body and she couldn’t move oh yeah and she was sort of naked so I do know for a fact that her umm yeah they do get hard when she’s cold.

Caprice: way too much information.

Rebecca: Alba’s also get hard, but no matter what I do, they always get hard.

Caprice: (laughing really hard as Alba tries to hide her blushing face behind her faience)

Alba: next question please.

Caprice: Ok so this is the first of the challenges. Well it’s not really a challenge more like, well you figure it out. The thing is that you agreed to do everything your fans told you to do so umm I guess now you will pay the consequences for it ’cause Alba you have to spank, squeeze and pinch Rebecca’s butt.

Rebecca: Come again?

Caprice: according to Amanda, Alba has to spank, Squeeze and also pinch your butt.

Alba: (Evil smile as she raises her hand and actually spanks Rebecca’s butt then squeezes it and finally pinches it all while Rebecca is still on her lap)

Caprice: (I have a talented friend)

Rebecca: (has her mouth wide open not believing Alba just molested her butt)

Alba: Bec you have very firm butt cheeks.

Caprice: (once again way too much information)

Rebecca: just move on to the next question.

Caprice: You know you liked that don’t you even try to deny it.

Alba: (Kisses Rebecca to calm her down)

Caprice: alright love birds I got your next challenge. You guys ready?

Both: Sure.

Caprice: are any of you familiar with the cinnamon challenge?

Both: (look at each other and shake their heads) no.

Caprice: Well all you basically have to do is swallow a spoonful of ground cinnamon and see who can do it faster. I have set up everything you will need downstairs in the kitchen.

…..

Caprice: Alright as you can see here you have a handy dandy trash can so if at any time you want to spit out the contents in your mouth you can do it here and not the floor. You also have a glass of water, milk, and Pepsi for the after taste.

Alba: so all we have to do is swallow a spoonful of cinnamon before the other to win?

Caprice: yup.

Rebecca: sounds easy enough.

Alba: (grabs a spoon and pours the cinnamon on it.

Rebecca: Why am I getting the feeling that it is not going to go well, for either of us.

Alba: Are you saying your forfeit? (Hands her the spoonful of cinnamon and creates her own)

Rebecca: don’t be ridiculous?

Alba: Hey wait I have more than you. (Pours more into Rebecca’s spoon)

Rebecca: no what? Just take some of yours out.

Caprice: Guys let’s just start this already.

Alba: Rebecca I love you baby, (aww) but you are going down.

Caprice: (Totally just ruined the aww moment).

Rebecca: we will see about that honey.

They kiss and then count to three. They both try to swallow it but cannot. Three seconds later they both spit it out but not into the trash can. An enormous cloud of cinnamon surrounds them as they desperately reach for the glass of water. I am literally laughing and crying watching as they gargle water and jump up and down trying to get rid of the taste.

Rebecca: God this is so gross!!

Alba: Why did we do this?

Rebecca: Cuz we are idiots Alba, that’s why?

Caprice: Dude all I can taste is cinnamon.

Both: you can taste cinnamon?!

Alba: oh baby try the milk its better. God the milk is the better.

Rebecca: yes it is better let me have some of yours.

Alba: no I need this.

Rebecca: Alba Luz (oh no she didn’t just address Alba by her full name).

Alba: (hands Rebecca the glass of milk)

Caprice: You guys want to try it again?

Both: (glare at me with all their might and then continue to spit out the liquids in their mouths)

….

Alba: That is the last time I ever agree to do this ever again.

Rebecca: So who won anyway?

Caprice: Neither. You both spit at the exact time.

 Alba:  Just go on to the next question.

5) PraakritiBhatnagar asked: What were your first impressions about each other?

Rebecca: I thought she was the most adorable girl I have ever seen and I thought the top of her head was fascinating since it was the first thing I saw when we first met. (Smiles like a damn fool).

Alba: I was in pure awe and in love with her neck since it was the first thing I saw.

Rebecca: After that I noticed her nose and I thought I was a sexy nose. I have never been attracted to a nose before but her nose is just… damn she has a sexy nose.

Alba: because that’s not weird at all.

Rebecca: No I’m serious. I fell hard for that nose of yours. (As if to prove her point she kisses Alba’s nose)

Alba: it’s a cliché, but I fell for your eyes. I have never seen such blue eyes before I met you and when I look away they are still on my mind. And those eyelashes oh my dear sweet Jesus those eyelashes just get to me every time.

Caprice: I can hear my daughter calling for her absent mother, so let’s speed things up a little.

Rebecca: Why did you have to ruin such a perfect and beautiful baby by naming her Alba?

Alba: (glaring to the point that she could commit homicide at any given point) I will have you know that Alba is a beautiful name. And if you think that about my name then get the hell of me and give me my ring back.

Rebecca: If we ever have kids I’m picking the names.

Alba: Just because of that, you are having all the 11 kids yourself.

Caprice: Let’s not forget that her stunning and intelligent mother chose to name her Alba because she appreciates everything her best friend has done for her. She did after all bring me and my wife together.

Alba: At least someone in this room appreciates me.

Rebecca: I fucking love you, you know that Alba?

Alba: So first you insult me and then you tell me you love me? I love your romanticism my love.

Caprice: Great keep looking at each other like that because it is tie for your next challenge. This is called Super Kiss. This is just kissing as long as you can without either of you breaking the kiss.

Both: (shrug and then begin their kissing session).

30 minutes later

Caprice: (Literally just called my wife and daughter and told them to come over because these two have not parted since 7:oo pm)

20 minutes later

Emily: They have literally been at it for almost an hour?

Caprice: Yes I don’t even think they are breathing.

Emily: Do you want to eat now or when they finish? I brought lasagna.

Caprice: If I wait I might just starve.

Emily: Let me just go downstairs and prepare us two plates. Do you think I should prepare them a plate?

Both: (Raise their right hands into a fist and then shows their pinky’s going up and down eagerly)

Another 30 minutes later

Emily: Okay so we have both eaten our dinner and both changed and fed Alba, and they are still not done?

Caprice: Baby 2013 will come and go before they are done.

Emily: Fine, then I am taking Alba home.

Alba: No!

Rebecca: Hey! I wasn’t done!

Alba: You can’t take her home. I haven’t even said hi to her yet.

Emily: Gives Alba to Alba. (That is just weird)

Caprice: ready for your next question?

Rebecca: Sure. Whatever. (Distracted watching Alba play with my newborn daughter)

6) Same person wants to know: How was your first date?

Alba: The one at McDonald’s or the one at your place?

Rebecca: You took us to McDonald’s I had a reservation at The Palace, but you insisted we go to the dollar menu. Did you know that was my first time ever even going to a McDonald’s?

Caprice: Seriously? Man you never had a childhood did you?  

Emily: Let’s get back to the question shall we I have a dirty house to go attend after this.

Alba: That was our first date. Bec had put a $1,000 bet on me for this date so I decided that McDonald’s was definitely the cheapest place we could go to.

Rebecca: then I collapsed and ruined the entire evening.

Alba: She then died and ruined my entire existence.

Rebecca: A least you met my parents.

Caprice: Which brings us to your next question.

7) When did you meet each other’s parents and what were their reactions?

Alba: I had to call them from Rebecca’s phone and tell them that their daughter was hospitalized.

Rebecca: They have always had a field day with that day.

Alba: I thought they would kick me out of your side but apparently then were eager to meet me, in better circumstances of course.

Rebecca: I met your parents a few months after you met mine. I was taking you out on our 8th date. You introduced me as your friend and never as anything more since you were scared that they were going to kick you out or send you to therapy where they could ‘Pray the gay away”.

Alba: God I love my foster parents.

Caprice: let’s keep moving shall we?

8) How long have you two been together?

Both: About four years in counting.

Jinks you awe me-

No you-

Emily: Are they always like this or is this just my lucky day?

Caprice: No baby they are the weirdest couple I’ve ever met in my entire life.

Emily: so you named our daughter after crazy person?

Alba: Hey!!!

Caprice: next question.

9) Who wears the pants in the relationship?

Both: I do! (Point at themselves)

Rebecca: How many times do we have to discuss this?

Alba: Fine you know what you can wear the damn pants, as long as I can take them off you. (Literally unbuttons Rebecca’s jeans)

Emily: (covers our daughters eyes)

Caprice: next question before things get more than pg-13.

10) Do you have any special talents?

Rebecca: she is the best sex partner I have ever had that’s for sure.

Alba: (glares at her girl and then out of nowhere knocks her off her lap)

Rebecca: Now what did I do?!

Alba: nothing I just can’t feel my legs. You are fricking heavy!

Emily: Just answer the questions so I can take my wife home.

Alba: We could continue this another time you know?

All: (look at each other and nod while laughing as Rebecca rubs her sore butt)

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Okay so I know you all hate me but I finally did upload and even though it is not my best work I say I left room for a few more interesting chapters. That is if you want me to. I will stop the moment I am told to.

So, I had a fantastic time in Hawaii with my future wife and a few days ago she gave me an early $20,000 Christmas gift. Yesterday she gave me a new phone and a new state of the art laptop. My in-laws gave me a trip for two to Italy. My Foster Parents gave me a $100 visa gift card and my sister with the help of my grandmother gave me a speaker system for my room.

We have celebrated Christmas for three whole days since Christmas for the Hispanic community is the 24 making the 23 Christmas Eve. But, since we are in America and I am in fact marrying a guera (White Girl) we also celebrated Christmas today.

Tell me what Santa brought you or what your loved ones got you for the holidays.

!!!!Feliz Navidad Ya Filthy Animals!!!!

And should I keep going or leave this as it is?

-Alba Luz :^)