Chapter 4

She walked in after a few minutes with wet hands and wiping her forehead from whatever she was cleaning.

I pouted at her while she approached.

“Look! Pierce needs to be retired…” I said sadly as I bent it and showed her the tear in the dildo.

“Oh no!! Poor Pierce! We have to throw him away?”

I nodded and she sighed sadly.

“Should we do something to commemorate his death?”

I guffawed and wondered if that was normal. Nope! Definitely not, but it was hilarious.

“L.O.L! What? Like melt him down and turn him into something? Or bury it??” My mind was running through the funniest scenario possible and she grinned at me.

“It was just a thought…but if you decide something, I’m in…”

I flipped the dildo in the air and it waggled as it flew back in my hand. I caught it deftly by the base.

“Ooh! Can we shop for a new one today? We’re not terribly busy tonight, are we?”

She sat on the bed with her palms on the mattress behind her.

“Sure! We can browse for a new one.”

“Excellent! Can we go to Good Vibrations?”

“We can just order online, Moriah…”

“Oh yeah…” I sat down to process. “But I like going with you.”

She leaned into me and spoke close to my mouth.

“I thought you didn’t like shopping?” Her lips hovered over mine and she tilted her head so her hot breath tickled my lips.

“Uh…I like shopping for sex stuff.”

I leaned back and pouted.

“Pleease?” I gave my best puppy dog face.

“You sound like you’re going to Disneyland! Sure, we can go today.”

“Yay!” I cheered and hugged her.

“Let me finish with the restroom, okay?” She pecked my lips and looked in one of my eyes then the other.

“Yes, of course! I’m almost finished with the bedroom too. Just need to dust and vacuum.”

She smiled and stood up, going back to the bathroom.

“Then we can go to your dirty sex shop.” She tossed the statement over her shoulder.

I thunked down on the mattress, already getting hot.

I finally roused myself to finish hooking up all our toys to charge. We were running low on lube too.

Last night, we were making love when the clit sucker she liked suddenly died. She was so sad. I took Pierce out of the harness so I could suck on her myself and she liked that because she came right after I put my mouth on her.

Still though, best be prepared…

I drove us to the sex shop.

“Hi! Welcome! We have a special today on lube. 20% off.” Said the nice lady.

I gripped her hand as we started in each section slowly. My mind was racing with possibilities, but I was trying to be mindful of her feelings too. There was a time she was terrified of being seen in a place like this, and this place was one of the nicer ones. I’d swallowed my instinct to coddle her in favor of helping her be more comfortable with her sexuality.

There wasn’t anything to be ashamed about. This was almost as essential as eating, drinking water, and having enough vitamin C.

“Ooh! I want a vibrating butt plug.” I found a short fat one for myself.

She floated over to the wall of dildos, browsing. I let her have her space while I found the lube we liked and added a very expensive but effective stimulant to our basket.

“Is there anything I can help you with?” The lady…Gwinne….asked. I read her nametag.

“Yes, please! Which of your clit suckers are your most popular?”

“They’re over here. These three are the biggest sellers.”

“Awesome, thank you!”

The one we currently have was among them but just a newer model. I turned one of the boxes over in my hands to see battery life when she came up behind me, stuffing her hands in my front pockets and resting her chin over my shoulder.

“See anything good?”

“I think I like this one, it looks like it has a nice grip. Wanna see if its any good?”

“Sure! Yesterday was horrible. It would be nice to have a back up.”

I rolled my eyes at her dramatic tone.

“How about you, see a good replacement for Pierce?”

“Yes!” She took her hands out and dragged my elbow to the giant wall of dildos.

My eyes roamed over the colors, sizes, and shapes. I guffawed at the giant dragon tongue that was a bright green color. It looked pointy too.

“The size before was fine, I don’t really wanna change that. But maybe it could be a little more soft. What about that one?”

She pointed at a skin colored one near the top with a head and slight veining.

“Isn’t more texture better, though?”

“I don’t know…It felt nice with Pierce…But I kind of like that one…”

“Okay, we can try it and get a different one later if anything. Excuse me?” I got the attention of the sales lady.

“Could we take a look at that one, please? Oh, and that one too.” I pointed to another one similar in size. She came over to take them down with a gripper claw.

I held both of them and tested the weight in my hands, wondering if we would both enjoy it. I supposed we could always get separate ones and resolved to do a little more research on what I liked.

“Yeah, you’re right. It’s kind of soft but has a solid core.”

“Right? I like how thick it is, but if you squeeze it, it shouldn’t hurt.”

“You are very strong, darling.” I smiled at her and leaned in for a kiss. “Your kegels are outta this world.”

She giggled as she leaned in too. “That’s a weird compliment…but thank you! I practice…” Her eyes bored into mine.

“Hmm…” I put my arms around her and the plastic dildos rested on her back.

I touched her lips and they gave in easily. I moved softly against her lips as tingles shot down my spine. Her tongue slipped out to flick my lip and I shook.

“Fuck…I need you so much…” I whispered as I crushed my lips to her.

“Let’s go then…” She panted back.

I dragged my mouth along her jaw and let her go, staring at her.

“Yes…shall we go christen the new addition to our family?” I smiled wickedly at her and she grinned brightly.

God, her smile made warm butterflies explode in my chest.

I grabbed the sealed package that held the dildo we wanted.

On the way out, I saw a rack of boxer harnesses. I recognized the brand from some of the porn I’d watched. Geez, I wanted to be that famous porn star…not be famous or a porn star…but the way she carried herself. So dominant and sure of herself but also so tender and thorough. She only cared about making her girl come and I saw her as my idol. I grabbed at a pair of the boxers for the strap and put it in the basket. The harnesses sometimes chafed Suzie anyway and these did make more sense if the dildo was secured properly.

Suzie rose her eyebrow at me and I shrugged.

We approached the register and the saleslady started ringing up all the stuff. Once she saw the total, she dug her hand in my back pocket to get her wallet and handed me a card.

“Can you split the payment in two, please?” I smiled winningly at the cashier.

I gripped the side of her hip to pull her into me and perused everything behind the register.

“Ooh, look at these!” She pointed at a basket of aphrodisiac chocolates.

“Hmm, cool. One of each?”

I selected a small pile and the lady rang it up for us too. I secretly thought to myself that weed would be more effective. But it was chocolate…so maybe that would be enough to get her hot. I smiled placidly.

She put everything in a garish leopard print plastic bag and handed to me.

“Thank you!” Suzie was all smiles.

“Thank you for your help!”

“See you next time! Enjoy!”

My mouth pulled to one side and we headed out.

In the car, I buckled myself and she wedged a knee between mine to get in my space and kiss me hotly.

“You are so damn cute!” She enthused.

“Why? Because I’m buying stuff to fuck you with?” I grinned lopsidedly at her and she matched my playfulness.

“Yes…You, horndog, are endlessly surprising and adorable.”

I chuckled and ran my hands along her sides and arms as she kissed me softly.

“Thanks for coming with me. That was fun.” I smiled dopily and she rolled her eyes, thunking back down in her seat.

I got a message and opened my phone to see who was calling me.

Jesse: Yo, im at your house. When you both back?

“Damn it! Jesse’s at our place…”

She giggled and I looked at her sharply.

“We were going to try everything out though!” I whined.

“Jesse’s a sweetheart…and practically your brother, more than…be nice…“

I frowned at the road, but she was right. I was being ridiculous. Stupid Jesse knew how to press my buttons though…He was always pushing me in ways I didn’t like. But he was a softy on the inside and I had to accept that he was my best friend and fake brother above everything else. Plus, he really was so sweet and only wanted to make people smile always.

I sighed deeply and accepted I wasn’t going to get laid tonight until late, if at all. She caressed my forearm, but I knew she was being indulgent in the face of my childishness.

I unlocked the front door and smelled the garlic.

He was wearing my apron and stirring something in our kitchen.

“Hey man…” I gave him a kiss on the cheek.

“Food?” I questioned.

“Bonnetonna’s!” He exclaimed.

I looked at the steaks, pastas, and salads and my heart melted.

“Thanks, hon…What’s the occasion?”

“I missed you guys.” He smiled sweetly at me and my mouth pulled up in a smile.

“Thank you! What can we do?”

Suzie came in then and kissed Jesse on the cheek too.

“Jess! You got us dinner? You’re so sweet!”

“Aw shucks…everything will be warmed up in about fifteen, so go change.”

We went to the bedroom to put on pajamas.

“No time for hanky panky though!” He shouted after us.

“See? Isn’t he the sweetest?”

“Saccharine…” I said drily.

Once I got in my comfy socks, I froze.

“Oh shit! I left our bag of toys out in the kitchen!” I zoomed out to find him reading the back of the box of my new butt plug.

“Dude! I have this one! It’s very nice! The remote is difficult to figure out though…” He said it so nonchalantly, I had no idea what to do.

Suzie sauntered in and sidled up to read over his shoulder.

“Looks good! She likes those types of butt plugs too…” She glanced up at me and Jesse grinned wickedly. “I guess it’s true…birds of a kinky feather fly together!” She ran a hand across his shoulder blades and went to plate dinner.

Jesse gave me the biggest pouty face and I cringed in anticipation of whatever he was going to say.

“Aww! Butt plug twinsies!”

I rubbed at my eyes.

“How are we friends?”

“Because you’re my sister from another mister.”

I busied myself getting utensils together, opting to just ignore him while he nosed through our purchases.

“Is this lotion any good?”

“Very!” Suzie said easily.

I focused extra hard on plating avocado slices and salsa.

“I approve of all of this. I really like how sex positive this home is.”

“Great…thank you…” I said neutrally, I thought, but it could have veered into sarcasm.

He went to our fridge to get the nice champagne and helped to fix the table.

I held his hand once we all sat down and his face lit up.

“Thanks for visiting, darling. And thanks for the food.” I gripped his hand and tried to convey my sincerity as best I could.

He put a hand over mine and smiled back, he knew better than to be overly emotive, though, and let it go with a pat of his hand.